Drunk Horse [Commission]

She (looks like a mare to me) better not get called ahead of time

Nitpicking: in reality equines have an additional organ to deal with alcohol since the hay and other stuff they eat fermentate in the stomach, making them drunk whenever there's any of it left. But with the organ that problem doesn't exist. Someone knew to tell you'd have to spend way too much money to make an equine drunk (hundreds of thousands of bucks, if it's even possible), and you'd cause other problems before that happens and you'd be in trouble for abuse.

Therefore, if the MLPs had the organ they'd know all too well to not create any bars Or at least strictly limit the sales.